Landlordie McLandlordface and How to Deal With Them. Louis Shalako.

1064 Brenchley, vacant since June 2023.

Louis Shalako

Landlordie McLandlordface and How to Deal With Them.

I was talking to a friend about the building across the street, vacant since June '23. She told me once a building had been vacant for 12 months, rent control no longer applies and the landlord can charge what they want. I would like to know the source of this information, or is it a misreading, a rumour, or merely a supposition.

"These provisions only apply during the period that begins on the date the landlord gave the tenant the notice and ends one year after the former tenant moves out of the unit."

This is right down near the bottom of the page, written in the usual legalese. Also, with no visible activity from contractors on site, it seems more likely the landlord is in financial troubles, what with high interest rates and a labour shortage. 

(See link below. - ed.)

It can only go on for so long before some Canadian journalist notices. At some point, any rational landlord unable to complete such a project would put up a 'for sale' sign.

My reading of the text indicates that there are only so many eligible relatives available to the landlord in the N-12 eviction. A second cousin, thrice-removed, does not qualify. And MillDon, recently spun off from Steeves & Rozema, has 1,050 units in buildings across southern Ontario.

I probably have more cousins than you do.

The situation is this. We have 150 people, men, women and children, living in a tent encampment at Rainbow Park. We have a 34-unit walkup at 1064 Brenchley Ave, sitting empty since June 1/23. And if every single person renovicted on that date had simply filed an N-5 notice of intent, the law clearly states that they have the right to re-occupy their unit, at the old rate, (presumably subject to regular rental increases based on the rate of inflation and Province of Ontario rulings), and yet we have some sense that other factors, financing, may also be in play. Yet the law is clear enough. Who in the hell is there to enforce that law, remains unclear.

It sure as hell ain't going to be Sarnia Police Chief Derek Davis and Sarnia Police Services. They're overstretched, underpaid, short-staffed, and wondering how in the hell they're going to get another 17 % budget increase this year, what with the city paying $122,000.00 per month for porta-Johnnies down at Rainbow Park, which, when you think about, might have gone a long way in making mortgage payments on some kind of a building somewhere...

#Louis

Get yourself a good, old-fashioned lawyer.

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If every single tenant evicted had filed an N-5 form, the landlord is essentially fucked.

Game over. Think about it. They renovict 34 households, making millions in ‘investment’, so that they can ‘safely’ make necessary repairs and upgrades to the building, and then, every single tenant comes home to reoccupy their old unit, at more or less the same old price.

This is the sort of information Doug Ford and his droogs do not want you to have.

Sarnia City Councilor Dill Bennis would have us believe that the folks at the encampment are all born criminals, drug addicts, pedophiles, robbers, transvestites, sex workers, mother-stabbers and father-rapers, arsonists and highwaymen, and Apaches, and just plain shirkers, lazy cunts and no-good layabouts, ladies and gentlemen.

He used to be a realtor, but by his own account, gave up a $500,000.00 per year job in order to become a city councilor for what, less than forty grand a year. I'm not too interested in the so-called gentleman's opinion.

To hear his words on the radio, Cool 106.3, “I don’t care about these people,” was not exactly a revelation. Just for the record, on-air content must be logged on a 24/7/365 basis and submitted to the CRTC, the Canadian Radio and Television Commission. His words are on the permanent historical record of this nation.

I reckon poor old Bill has quite a list of people he doesn't care about. Perhaps he will tell us what, or who, or whom, he actually does care about, hopefully at some point in the future, perhaps before the election, which he plans to win, assuming not too many folks actually turn up to vote...in the meantime, it's a bit of a secret, but open to speculation.

And in the unlikely case that your second cousin, thrice removed, needed an apartment, in the N-12 eviction scenario, while they recovered from a heroin addiction, learned to play the drums, got back on their feet and went back to school to learn aromatherapy for assholes and ear-candling, and neuro-linguistic programming, why in the hell would they ever want to pay $2,149.00 per month for a shit apartment in a three-floor walkup in the central city. It's not like they have any money either.

As for myself, I am not a lawyer, but I can afford one in a pinch, otherwise, talk to the lawyers and paralegals over at Community Legal Assistance Sarnia.

Some of them seem fairly bright.

#Louis

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Relevant Page from the Landlord Tenant Tribunal. 

No Place to Go: Eviction Story, 1064 Brenchley. (Sarnia Journal)

I, Dill Bennis, Armed With Strong Mayor Powers. 

Dill Bennis Claims Homeless Being Bussed in to Rainbow Park. (Presumably, to cause problems for Dill Bennis.)

Louis Shalako has books and stories available from Amazon.

He also seems fairly bright...

Thank you for reading.

 

 

The Great Genital Debate. Louis Shalako.

Louis Shalako

The Great Genital Debate.

It’s the next big thing, a mass-debate if I ever heard one.

It’s like a million dumb-asses all cried out at once.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I have sensed a great disturbance in the #farce.

Disclaimer: I have nothing but respect, and compassion, and sympathy, maybe even a little bit of pity for my fellow human beings. This includes most of the women and quite a few of the so-called men.

Some, perhaps a bit more than others—

Idiots, for example.

Breaking News: Sarnia City Councilor Dill Bennis proposes bylaw. Voters in municipal election to be subject to arbitrary challenge and genital exam at polling booths. The Freedom in Municipal Voting Bylaw.

#sarcasm

If you asked them, by the way, what is your religion, they would bristle with indignation as they checked your cock, your cunt, your bodily orifices, looking for thousandths of an inch out of tolerances, for your asshole for example, and tell you that it is none of your business because they are running for election, although that will be the last election you ever get to vote in—for your own good of course. Yes, they’ll be checking your asshole looking for signs of ‘gayness’ or something that should be, on the face of it, indefinable by any scientific standard of measurement, for example, the metric system.

I’m not saying that Sarnia City Councilor Dill Bennis is weird or anything, but he lies awake at night dreaming about your kids, naked, in the dark, with a stranger in a Brampton hotel room, honking on old-white-man bobo and taking it up the wazoo. I don’t know what websites he’s on, but I wouldn’t recommend them.

And there is nothing kinkier than a conservative inquiring into the sex life of another person.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the folks who deny evolution, and don’t believe in science of any kind, are now talking quite knowledgeably about ‘X’ and ‘Y’ chromosomes; it’s almost like they read a book or something about it. He’s over on Truth Social and the Volkischer Beobachter, amplifying the hate towards anything good, decent and righteous because he simply doesn’t know the difference…

It is also my opinion that 51 % of front-line, combat troops really should be women.

However, if you wanted to design a cute little tennis-type battledress, in khaki or camouflage, that would be all right with me, although I admit it does sound a bit weird. It was your idea, after all. No one likes a bit of butt-cheek hanging out more than I do. Side-boob is okay too, although Dill Bennis might be incensed. 

And he doesn’t even have boobs—as far as anyone knows.

Musk: one of the world's richest assholes.

I would like to explain the facts of this case to you, unfortunately, there aren’t any.

Speaking of weird.

This is what all the instant experts in gender studies are talking about. I can’t make heads or tails of it, myself.

Men and women have certain advantages in regards to certain sports. Some of them are better at it than others, for example. And a punch in the nose (or mouth), is going to hurt, no matter who does it, so consider yourself informed.

Confused yet? Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner

I am surprised at you people. You really ought to be petitioning to pull all of those Olympic medals from Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, who as we all know competed in the body of a man, even though, as it turns out, they were really a woman—and a Kardashian, to boot.

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Is this the way to the polling booth...???

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What if Mr. Bennis’ cock and cunt and tit inspectors run across a hermaphrodite? If that doesn’t call for a full-blown Senate inquiry, I don’t know what will…it would be fun to watch that ignorant little prick’s head explode.

Honestly, more women should masquerade as men. They’d get a better wage, and have a much better chance of cracking the glass ceiling in the corporate world. I’ve known a few women who had a better mustache than I did. I’ve kissed a girl and was surprised to find a bit of stubble. Yet I know it was a woman—I checked. I checked.

Everything looked fine as far as I was concerned…

It’s just that she was Dutch or something.

One of the old man’s best friends had a deeper voice than me, which is unusual. She had a story, where she woke up in the middle of the night this one time, and her husband was whacking off. He had a very illicit (at the time), book of gay porn on the night-table. She recalls thinking, “…hey, what the hell—I’m right here, Mister—” They had three kids together, which really should tell us something but it probably doesn’t.

Honestly, I think he might have been bisexual.

Neither of the two Olympic boxers have ever identified as a man, the scandal is more about doping, (or maybe not), due to elevated testosterone levels. This is one of those cases where gender-hysteria has reared its ugly head, and of course there is the usual ignorance of any sort of facts. Which might stand in the way of truth, their truth, which is of course a pack of lies...

The other day, I was in Walmart and the men’s washroom was closed. I seriously considered trying out the ladies, but I just didn’t have the nuts.

(A little touch of gender dysphoria? – ed.)

(No. It’s just that I had to shit real bad. Irritable asshole syndrome…there were certain risks, which I chose not to accept.)

And public opinion can be murder. All them torches, pitchforks and lengths of stout rope, don't you know.

Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Elon Musk has an opinion on this as well, as might be expected, what with being one of the richest assholes in the world—

We’ll let the man speak for himself, on Twitter, a cesspool of something which might be better left unsaid. At least until someone invents a word for it.

(Okay. What are you going to do if Mr. Dill Bennis sues for libel, slander, or defamation of character? – ed.)

(I will let him put that in writing, submit that to a court, and prove that he unmistakeably resembles this fictional character, written by another fictional character, and remind the court of the rules of parody, and that furthermore, if his reputation has been irreparably damaged beyond any estimate, then let him put some kind of monetary value upon that damage and that reputation, which he is relying upon in order to become Mayor, and then let the court decide on the merits of the case.)

(And if you should lose…??? – ed.)

(Then I guess I would owe him a nickel.)

Well, it’s time for the women’s swim event, where they all seem to have some very small, natural, high-mounted breasts. Quite frankly, the men have bigger tits than the girls, what that means, I have no idea. 

Breasts…if it wasn’t for breasts, Renoir never would have become an artist, which I interpret as having something to do with modeling, or volumes, or something. Or maybe it had something to do with sucking on the teat of his mother. 

Quite frankly, I think I’m on the right side of history here…

Cute but deadly.

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If you think about it, if they were transsexuals, they’re more likely to go big, exaggerate that which doesn’t really exist, and quite frankly, I’d like to think I could tell the difference—be that as it may. It might also burst under a good punch from another man.

In an interesting side note, the author once turned down a publishing contract. The email called him ‘Louise’, when his name is actually Louis. It was a little thing, but indicative of a general carelessness, confirmed by several typos on the company website…and that, as they say, is that.

Until next time, try and keep your head screwed on straight. Try to ignore the haters, as it’s an election year, and they are grasping at straws, just as any drowning pervert would.

 

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I, Dill Bennis, Armed With Strong Mayor Powers. (Louis Shalako)

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